This is another great take on the The Most Popular Girls in School show. You should check it out if you like The Hunger Games
Anonymous asked: How do you say? " I like your blog."
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Anonymous asked: Are you sure you're not a gremlin?
Yes, I’m a human. No, I’m a gremlin, no human, no gremlin, no human. No, both.
"Feathers" by Raymond Carver
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And yet I didn’t win prom queen. Fucking Rachel Tice.
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How do you say, “thank you”?
The Prince by Niccolò Machiavelli
The Merchant of Venice by William Shakespeare
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Final chapter of Ulysses by James Joyce